Previous owner did not restore factory settings.
I think I've had it too long...
Aqua-Bot for sale, faulty flippers.
WARNING; Poops Plutonium.
FRAUD ALERT, might not actually be a robot.
Robot for sale, requires upgrade.
Robot for sale, too fat to compute.
Robot for sale, I can't take this attitude anymore.
Robot for sale, robot has become self aware.
Robot for sale, this robot is getting too fresh.
Robot for sale, this sucker got fried.
Self-drawing robot for sale. Programmed to emulate the classical stylings of Picasso and Rembrandt** (Note: due to coding restrictions, emulation is based on students Reggie Picasso and Todd Rembrandt from the Pacoima Art Institute)
RoboCat for sale, will also consider trade for RoboDog.
Arthur-Bot for sale, a real life meme on-demand… Clenches it’s fist to your whim!
Robot for sale, too luxurious to live with.
Postage-Bot for sale, still sending mail post 1995? This is the robot for you! **broken postage counter
Unmotivated union robots for sale, unmotivated seller.
Chef bot for sale. Does not take criticism well.
Home garden bot for sale. Needs calibration.